"FAMEWRECK"

A Random Collection of My Celebrity Encounters. Featured on The Huffington Post, Funny Or Die, Celebuzz and The Wendy Williams Show.
I’ve been stuck on a flight to London with Kim, Kanye and North West for the last 10 hours, without Wi-Fi. Kim & Kanye die in fiery plane crash is how this could have ended.

I’ve been stuck on a flight to London with Kim, Kanye and North West for the last 10 hours, without Wi-Fi. Kim & Kanye die in fiery plane crash is how this could have ended.

The angelic Rita Ora on a flight from LA to the UK. She never lets me down!

The angelic Rita Ora on a flight from LA to the UK. She never lets me down!

I bet Kim Kardashian shoots the #IceBucketChallenge 87 times before she finds one flattering enough to post online.
On a scale of 1 to Kim Richards, how drunk am I at PUMP?

On a scale of 1 to Kim Richards, how drunk am I at PUMP?

Sometimes I feel pressured to get married or have a baby just for a new profile pic.
That awkward moment when Colin Farrell catches you snapping his pic at Starbucks.

That awkward moment when Colin Farrell catches you snapping his pic at Starbucks.

Has Ben Affleck been banned from Comic Con yet for playing blackjack?
General Zod (Michael Shannon) is not at Comic Con. He’s sitting directly next to me at a bar.

General Zod (Michael Shannon) is not at Comic Con. He’s sitting directly next to me at a bar.

Colin Farrell in line at Starbucks, looking like he just killed a man with his bare hands.

Colin Farrell in line at Starbucks, looking like he just killed a man with his bare hands.

Every time I follow my dreams, I end up at a mall.