My thoughts and prayers are with all the celebs tweeting about thinking and praying.
Why go to college when you can post cat videos on YouTube and retire by 40.
Despite excessive use of CGI I enjoyed Iron Man 3. And by CGI I mean Gwyneth Paltrow.
The Kardashians are like The Brady Bunch. If Carol got famous off Marica’s Sex Tape.
Ryan Lochte is my new neighbor. I swear, my apartment is sexier than 90’s Melrose Place.