A Random Collection of My Celebrity Encounters. Featured on The Huffington Post, Funny Or Die, Celebuzz and The Wendy Williams Show.
Every time I follow my dreams, I end up at a mall.
3 Non Blondes: Sara Gilbert, Me and Linda Perry. What’s Going On, America?
Stassi from Vanderpump Rules is the most quotable girl on TV: “You are a dirty f*cking whore.”
I love you just the way I am.
Who do you think you are?! Angelyne!
A small child just touched my Starbucks order so I dropped it in the trash. Not my coffee, the child.
Me: “Who’s your favorite character on House of Cards?” Hillary Clinton: (Laughs) “I don’t like any of them! They’re all terrible!! But the acting is fantastic!!!”
Went to Mrs. Clinton’s book signing today. Apparently, we’re on a first name basis now.
I got to meet the next President of the United States today!
Seeing Facebook friends in public instantly makes things 1000 times more awkward.