“ My thoughts and prayers are with all the celebs tweeting about thinking and praying.
"FAMEWRECK"
“ Why go to college when you can post cat videos on YouTube and retire by 40.
Adam Levine just stepped on my foot. The pain was exquisite.
Two of my favorite women on earth: Lisa Vanderpump and Brandi Glanville
“ Despite excessive use of CGI I enjoyed Iron Man 3. And by CGI I mean Gwyneth Paltrow.
Every time I leave the house looking like a hag, I run into a supermodel.
Just watching Jerry Springer with Rebel Wilson. Crushed it.
“ The Kardashians are like The Brady Bunch. If Carol got famous off Marica’s Sex Tape.
I Believe in Harvey Dent!
“ Ryan Lochte is my new neighbor. I swear, my apartment is sexier than 90’s Melrose Place.
